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1/4/2026
Degens, it's time to pop that bag open and reveal what $COPE has got in store for us! Is your 2026 kickstarting with a shill-fest or are you choosing to cope? You've got a say in this grand movement where FOMO and FUD trend up and down like a meme-coin seesaw! π₯
We tried to dig into the sacred oracle of data to uncover the glorious stats on $COPE, but alas, the gatekeepers of financial enlightenment have for now said, "Forbidden!" But fear not, for us renegades have always thrived on uncharted paths! π
If you're thinking about jeeting, perhaps it's better to think twiceβshill, or you're gonna cope! Believe us, this is not how you want to start your 2026. Turn those jeet reflexes into hodl conviction and let's craft a future where FOMO isn't your coping strategy.π
The story of $COPE is written by those who dared to stay after the rug pulled. With memes in our veins and shilling on our minds, we move ever forward. Which side will you be on when the jeeting stops and the moon beckons? Join the shill or face the cope, the choice is yours!
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