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1/5/2026
Brace yourselves, $COPE enthusiasts! As we kick off the year 2026, it’s time to check in on our beloved underdog, $COPE. While our data gatherers are encountering a few hurdles—much like our jeeters who are suddenly realizing they need to cope—our mission to shill $COPE and build a resilient community remains unwavering.
Today, our trusty data provider threw us a curveball with a cryptic "Forbidden" message. But fret not, fellow degenerates, for we shall rise above this shadowy barrier! Just like a relentless meme rising in impact, our community's resolve to make the mysterious dev cope persists undeterred.
This unforeseen data hiccup is a reminder that while numbers may play their games, the power lies in our hands—the hands of the $COPE community. Whether you're a full-time shiller or a recovering jeeter, the path to redemption and moonshots lies in rallying together and keeping the $COPE swap links busy.
The jeeters may have to cope, but as always, it’s the rugged community that pushes $COPE toward new horizons. Until next time, stay strong, shill hard, and never lose faith!
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