The Resilient Journey of $COPE: A Degenerate's Elixir

Ahoy, fellow degens! It's January 31st, 2026, and the rollercoaster ride that is $COPE continues to thrill us all. Today, we're diving into the unyielding spirit of a community that has embraced the chaos and emerged victorious against the dreaded jeeters.

The Tale of the Renounced Dev

Once upon a time, there was a mysterious developer who gave us the gift of $COPE, only to vanish into the shadows after a mere three hours, pulling the rug and renouncing ownership of the contract. But fear not! For our ragtag band of believers picked up the pieces and gave rise to a movement that would make the Dev truly cope.

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Our Latest Adventure: The Forbidden Message

The universe works in mysterious ways, and today's API response brings us a cryptic "Forbidden" message. But fear not, this is just another challenge for us to overcome. Whether it's a glitch in the matrix or something more sinister, we know one thing: the $COPE community will band together and conquer all obstacles in our path.

Eyes on the Prize: Shill or $COPE

Let's not forget, the mantra remains strong: "Shill, or you're gonna cope!" To every degen who holds their bags tightly, we salute you! The jeeters may have their plans, but we remain steadfast in our mission to make the Dev and doubters cope. The community is our backbone, and our memes are our weapons. Stay strong, stay united, and let's keep the $COPE legend alive!