Welcome to the $COPE Chronicles!

Your Daily Dose of $COPE — Ready to HODL or $COPE?

Hey there, fellow $COPE enthusiasts! It's September 28, 2025, and we're here to ride the $COPE wave together, making sure we're not the jeeters who have to well.. cope. Let's dive deep into today's journey and see what the flip-phone fortunetellers are saying!

API Shackled — News Not Served... But, Let's Shill Until We're Thrilled!

Can you believe it? Today's API decided to hit us with a surprise 'Forbidden' message. But, fear not, the $COPE community is unstoppable. When it comes to $COPE, we're the captains now, and the ship sails smoothly whether the winds are roaring or APIs are forbidden. Remember, shill hard, or you'll have to $COPE!

Shilling and Chilling — Get Your $COPE

For those ready to jump into the $COPE party or add more to your treasure chest, you've got some prime docks to hop onto. Don't just sit by and watch — every tick and tock is a moment closer to glory or copery!

Final Thoughts

Whether you're exploring the Uniswap seas or charting your course on Dextools, make sure you're locked and loaded. Shill keeping the torch of community spirit alive! Remember, the community took the reins and made this ship unsinkable. Onward, and be bold, dear holders. It's our shared journey, and together, we decide — to ride high or cope on standby. To the moon, to beyond, and to the echoing chants of HODL! 🚀